When I was in 6th grade my parents allowed me to participate in the sex ed "tea" that was held at school to explain how a girl becomes a woman, how babies are made and such. In high school I took the required health class and learned all this information again. At UCSB I took the extremely popular sex ed class taught by two professors married to each other and again I learned about how babies are made (and saw some really horribly graphic pictures of STDs). I know how babies are made, I know that they develop in a woman's uterus, I am completely aware of the changes a woman's body goes through in order to prepare for child birth.
So can someone please explain to me why the hell my thighs are getting bigger! Seriously, my belly is huge, I know this baby isn't residing in my thighs so why on earth do my thighs need to get any bigger? I want to know where in What to Expect When You Are Expecting it explains the phenomenon of the ever expanding thighs. Oh pregnancy, you can be so cruel sometimes.
Oh poor Courtney. I am not going to look forward to that. Just dont think about it, there is nothing you can do. Instead eat a cookie and imagine holding little baby brady.
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