Tuesday, April 6, 2010


When I was in 6th grade my parents allowed me to participate in the sex ed "tea" that was held at school to explain how a girl becomes a woman, how babies are made and such. In high school I took the required health class and learned all this information again. At UCSB I took the extremely popular sex ed class taught by two professors married to each other and again I learned about how babies are made (and saw some really horribly graphic pictures of STDs). I know how babies are made, I know that they develop in a woman's uterus, I am completely aware of the changes a woman's body goes through in order to prepare for child birth.

So can someone please explain to me why the hell my thighs are getting bigger! Seriously, my belly is huge, I know this baby isn't residing in my thighs so why on earth do my thighs need to get any bigger? I want to know where in What to Expect When You Are Expecting it explains the phenomenon of the ever expanding thighs. Oh pregnancy, you can be so cruel sometimes.

1 comment:

  1. Oh poor Courtney. I am not going to look forward to that. Just dont think about it, there is nothing you can do. Instead eat a cookie and imagine holding little baby brady.