Here are just a few more reasons that my sister cracks me up.
First, we are in class at church for her confirmation. The teacher lectures for a bit and then tells us to discuss the topic with our partner. I ask her what she thinks about the topic. Her response, "oh I don't know, I zoned out, for the past ten minutes I've been singing Lady Gaga in my head."
Then after class, she wants KFC, so I take her through the drive-thru. She wanted a KFC bowl but without corn. Her response to the question of why she doesn't want corn, "corn is bullsh*t, just like peas and capers."
I may be the only one that thinks she is funny but she definitely cracks me up.