Suits

Things my baby boy will not be wearing:


My son will not be wearing a velour Juicy Couture track suit. Nevermind that this little suit costs $98.00, I am just morally opposed to men (or baby boys) wearing Juicy Couture. Me on the other hand, that's a different story. I'll rock my Juicy sweats until I can no longer squeeze my prego ass in them.

I will also not be dressing my son as a 1980's rapper.


Whatever happened to a little baby pair of Levi's and a cute t-shirt?