Sunday, March 11, 2012

Things I Learned This Weekend

- If you give a toddler a bowl of yogurt and a spoon the toddler will use said spoon to paint his hair with the aforementioned yogurt.

- Mani/pedi dates with good friends need to occur more frequently. Related, if you come home and change a diaper you will ruin your manicure.

- Sometimes you ugly cry in the mall. And not because you saw an "I love the 90s" t-shirt in a store and it made you feel ridiculously old.

- When your husband is going to be out of town for the week your grocery bill is reduced by about $30. This means you can spend $30 on funky colors of nail polish because pinterest told you to. And then you can fix your messed up manicure.

- It is really hard to find a reasonably priced, canvas messenger bag. I've been looking for months.

- Champagne and pizza make playdates even better.

- Goats don't mind a little pet but they do not care to be hugged.

- Weekends need to be longer. Just call me Captain Obvious.


  1. I'm all for a four day work week and a three day weekend. I would love to go back in time and punch the man in the balls who decided the work week should be five days.

  2. True and true. And I just started getting acrylic nails again because it FORCES me to have much-needed pamper beauty time every 2 weeks AND my nails won't get messed up when I come home and change a diaper!